FML

Currently we are all in the need of some laughter. I found out about a website called F*** My Life that is laden with stories from people whose lives most certainly suck more than mine. Some faves:

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

Today, I had a job iterview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxeda bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I proceeded to chuckle about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

My new obsession.